why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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