Buhtt sex?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Houston, we have a blender
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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