Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
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I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
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How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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