Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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