mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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