I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
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Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
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I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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