He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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