Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
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i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
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GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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