I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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