great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
