Whatcha textin bout Willis?
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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