brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
My underwear smells like fireworks.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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