How'd it feel making her break her religion?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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