that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
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I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
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Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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