You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
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Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
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You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
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It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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