I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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