She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
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My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
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Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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