well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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