What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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