He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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