After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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