Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
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I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
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I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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