check it out our google latitudes are spooning
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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