You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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