Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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