I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
this boner is exhausting
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Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
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there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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