Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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