I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
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You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
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You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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