Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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