I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
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just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
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Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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