There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
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I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
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thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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