who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
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His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
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That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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