I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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