went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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