im six kinds of drunk right now
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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