I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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