shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
You were trust falling into bushes
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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