so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
i believe in u and ur pee
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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