the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
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2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
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Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
please don't ironically join a cult
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