the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
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Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
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FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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