Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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