Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
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You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
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Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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