I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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