Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
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dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
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Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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