I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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