Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
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There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
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He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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