Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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