I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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