i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
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