Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
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my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
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Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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