So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
bring money and cleavage
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Of course I have a pirate flag
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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