yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
Come on in and take your pants off
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