A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Randomize