his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
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He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
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I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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