chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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